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Can a Machine Write Articles for You?

Why is Unique Content so Important?

It is getting harder and harder to escape duplicate content penalties. How many different ways can you say “The red cat ran across the road and got squashed” Search engines are able to detect duplicate content that you rip off another author, reword their article and publish it. Like most of us that have suffered from duplicate content penalties it is an unpleasant experience. Here’s the problem the internet is a giant copying machine. I am sure that every word has been written in every possible manner millions of times over. So, in a sense the net is a huge content duplication. The search engines can’t be punishing everyone? Of course not!! In my opinion there is no excuse for duplicate content on your website. Put your nose to the grindstone and start writing. Once you get your content writtin, proof read and published sit back and start raking in the dough. E-E-E-E-E-H-H wrong answer. What about adding unique content to your website(s)? It would take
years to create that much content. Wrong again. What if you could teach a machine how to write for you? What if that machine was also taught how to build websites for you as well? I am talking about quality sites, quality content that people and search engines love.

Why do I need Lots of Content?

Submitting Articles

It is no secret that writing and submitting articles to article directories is a an effective way to promote your site ! Or is it? Let’s say you write an article and successfully submit and publish it to 10 article distribution sites. Did you ever stop to think of the 9 duplicates? Is that benefiting you? My bet is not as well as 10 unique articles would do. I am an author and love to write. A few years ago I noticed my articles were getting ripped off and I became the duplicate suffering from penalties. I had mistakenly done what I said above. Everytime my article was republished the links backs meant nothing and my ranking crashed through the basement. No big deal, when I get on a role I love to write and people actually enjoy reading some of my opinions :-) . I began to think about how I could increase my output as an author and not affect the quality of writing. I know that it is important that we keep our message simple when writing, but I can’t help but think is there a way to stem word trees from my seed (simple) message? So I will assume that most people understand the value of lots of good, unique content. Your articles should be written on well researched niches and created in a fashion where your message is clear.

You really do want your own articles, but don’t want to write them. What are the options?

I am going to show you 3 sure-fire steps to Creating Good Content

  1. Hire a freelance writer for about $50 per article, they’ll do a great job and earn every penny
  2. Learn how to increase your writing speed and maybe write one extra article a day
  3. Become a lean mean content making machine

It really is true that there are people that have learned how to create machine generated content on any subject that is flawlessly written. This article will help clarify some of the misconceptions with machine generated content that I think Search engines should think 2 about. My style of Machine generating is not blackhat!! I do compliment my website building and content writing skills with machines…enhancing my finished product. There are simply some tasks that I automate that a human being could not possibly compete with. Hence my website visitors receive a more pleasant visit on my site. Over the last 3 years of apprenticing in machine generated content it has been a roller coaster, I have suffered from some major search penalties and prospered immensely. Since I was a wee boy I was always pushing the envelope. The truth is how would you even know where the edge is if you didn’t cross it. Sometimes to learn what is right you must do wrong. I can proudly tell you I have been there.

What about the Big Daddy of Search Engines-Google

I am seeing a constant trend in demoting affiliate content sites. In case you didn’t know, Google has declared war against all known kinds of search engine spam. Duplicate content has been 1 of their primary targets. Google has narrowed it down to a few types of duplication that are high up on the chopping block

  • Affiliate content sites. These are sites that have taken the same template from the same affiliate, as a result the same deal is offered a million times over on the net.
  • Website duplication. Pages on a website are very similar to each other or identical.

It is really this simple if you are offering useful information for the world to see, Google and other search engines will likely rank it higher. In my opinion the SEO gurus that are obsessed with Predicting Google’s next update are wasting their time, they are not an engine you’re going to figure out anytime soon.

If you want to learn more about how to automate your article making process you can request more information here.

I’ll send you a free video this concept…you be the judge

Kind Regards,

John

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An SEO Secret How to Make Endless Streams Of Your own Content

Watch out For Search Engine Optimization Fakes

On the web today you are dealing with increasingly competitive markets, to get your lion’s share of search engine traffic having a mediocre site doesn’t cut it anymore. Professional search engine optimization is a term that doesn’t exist. Many will claim that have the credentials but when you ask for guaranteed results they may dance around the subject. The truth is no SEO firm is in a position to provide 100% safety in the tactics they may employ for you. Moreover, any SEO firm that “guarantees results” are the ones to stay furthest away from because no one controls search engines, they control you. There are so many ways to get good ranking but the one that is most reliable is content and lots of if. Not just gibberish, I mean quality article writing. That delivers useful information.
I am a content word artist and want to let you know that if you have content writing abilities then you have just become your own professional SEO unit. Let’s take a look at a few key elements of SEO:

Selecting the Right Keywords for your Site

Keywords are words that best describe the subject of a web page. They are first determined then strategically writing into your website tags commonly referred to as content. When co-coordinating the density of keyword usage cleverly throughout your document you may be reward with higher natural search engine rankings. They are also placed in the Title tag, Meta Description tag and keyword tag with the of each document. Keywords are important to identify initially because they become important in your content writing and search engine result pages. Here watch this video to see how important it is to craft your meta tags.

The Password for This Video is “Words”.

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Crafting Content For Search Engines and People Tips

One of the easiest ways to increase the traffic to your website is by making educational, creative articles. You will hear the webmaster community claim “Content is still king” and that is true. However it is great content that brings repeat visits and provides a better chance of website conversions. Your Meta content is like a personal business card, title and description tags are often displayed in the result pages. When you are constantly adding helpful articles it results in favorable search engine results and a steady growth path up the ranks. There is no doubt the new website content is an awesome recipe for online success. When you prepare an article that this 600 words your keyword/ key phrases should appear 10-20 times roughly. It is also believed that making your keywords bold or in heading tags puts further emphasis on these phrases. In example of this is search engine optimization or SEO. To add more on-page strength to this term in the subject matter of this article put it in a heading tag

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Writing Your own Articles

By crafting your content cleverly your article serves 2 purposes, the people and keyword or keyword phrase articles for search engines. When they are placed on your site, blog or article directories they a will serve as good direction in determining your website’s theme. Most sites have blogs now because they are great communication tools. Once you have a blog set up an RSS Feed and give content relevant articles to your visitors and search spiders. You can also manually or by using scripts have your articles rote or update automatically. Making your own useful articles gives proven results for Website promotion.

Is it Possible to use Software to Write Articles for you?

Absolutely…with lots of practice and a knack for words, specialized software is your best friend. It is not for everyone but those that really don’t have the patience to learn these programs I have created a crash course. That’s right, I’ll show you how to use these powerful content generating weapons that very few people have been able to turn into the cash cows I have. Let’s have a little fun with a product that I have just learned about today “Teeth Whitening“. I spent the day researching the subject then I wrote a story consisting of 5 paragraphs. This article was completely written by software. If you check it for duplication there is none at this moment. Once a word template is made of a seed sentence, paragraph or article, the number of synonymous versions that can be made are infinite.

Here is the Article I Wrote Today with Software

The Method Of Teeth Bleaching Kits

Normal teeth whitening CareShould you settle on obtaining teeth whitening it’s primarily a fast and easy procedure which requires an average of 60 minutes. A Delicate dentist’s facility can coach your natural teeth brightening which can be done at a comfortable dental setting and at home. These methods have develop into one of the most personalized access choices. The popular and specialized Zoom at-home bleaching program is done 2 times yearly In most cases. Your dental care center worker will take a look at your dental shape to verify that you are most suitable for teeth whitening support. The instant you decide on get bleaching gel in the dentistry facility they will regularly accelerate the treatment by adding light and heat.
An amazing smile is irreplaceable. Teeth whitening systems are an extremely rapid process that dentistry has been providing for decades.

The Craft of Tooth Brightening Products

Anywhere from a few years to 6 months is the time you can expect by using professional teeth whitening products. Based on the gums combined with complete oral condition, a dentist can prescribe a tooth brightening process that best suits you. Your dentist can offer the highest effectiveness of tooth whitening attainable for at-home use. It is a fact; a regular dental center can prescribe self-serve teeth whitening technique systems. As a way to elaborate the action of gel solution on occasion, laser treatment or more heat is used. Ask your dentist i about the sort on finish you should anticipate through whitening gel solution in advance of spending too much time and effort. The inherent colour of teeth can be brought back by productive tooth whitening systems. With proper teeth brightening gel, an amazing gel will be employed for all of the external faces of all the tooth.

With a large number of us, the treatment is long-term.

Why might I get Tooth bleaching gels

You can notice immediately from dentistry trained professionals how whitening can be tremendously effective. Dependant on the fitness condition of your teeth being treated the costs of tooth bleaching gel is $400 to $1,000 and will take approximately one hour. Peroxide teeth bleaching is a system with which the teeth colour is enhanced. It doesn’t matter how often you keep brushing your teeth, in spite of how careful you are when flossing, they’ll still get yellow after a while. Your teeth getting discolored is usually from wine, cigarettes or Tooth Trauma.

More Trivia facts about Best teeth whitening

  • Shopping rather than flossing teeth seems to be the choice of Seventy-three percent of American folks
  • If you have a painful jaw area combined with aches in the chest it may be signs for heart attack. Sixty percent of Americans are completely oblivious to this fact
  • Airborne germs combined with bacteria may land on your toothbrush from up to the family dentist recommended 6 feet distance from the washroom toilet
  • It’s a fact; Americans most often choke on toothpicks

Author’s Bio: Who offers a creative writing service for dentistry professionals? The answer is “you do”. We provide the unique grammatically correct article based on the information you give us. We are fine story tellers for dentistry professionals. Try our lighten fast concept to unique dentistry writing today

You may be asking yourself if I have too much time on my hands? Why the hell would I sit down and rewrite my own work? For those of you that truly have that opinion this concept is not for you…you should follow the rules. For the others that see the power let me help you get in the game real quick. I have started a private area known as “Black Label“. In this area of our blog we share some of the most treasured money making secrets that people just don’t talk about in public. No holes barred, pull up your sleeves and strap in because what you’ll learn is that making a ton of dough online is very easy. You will need to sign-up here and we’ll send you instructions on how to have unlimited access to this gold mine.
Regards,
John

The Two Faces of Google

It is a real crumby Saturday today. The skies are dark and it is piss pouring rain out so my neighborhood BBQ is not happening. I have spent the last 2 days preparing my patented recipe for ribs. I have decided I am going for it anyways and have put up a beer tent in my back yard. I am not going to let Mother Nature pee on my parade.

I wanted o talk about one of the most hypocritical search engines on the planet “Google”. I have been online since 1998 and have witnessed Google’s relentless domination in the search engine market. There is no doubt they are the most gamed search engine out there. With that come the most ruthless algorithms. Justifiably so, I guess.

In 2004 many of my websites crashed and were pooped out of Google’s anal cavity. Up until then I had always liked Google and believed thier claim of honestly. I don’t take anything online too personally and am diversified enough to make it happen any which way. I have business ventures that I am involved with on and offline. There are many that are not that fortunate and rely on 100% of their income from the net. I truly have sympathy for webmasters that are suffering from the Google schoolyard bullying blues. I am sorry but it is difficult to see them as anything else but a bully in the school yard. The reason I write this article today is to offer some substance behind my statement “Bully in a schoolyard”.

The Google Puppet

Matt Cutts is a Google engineer that talks from both sides of his mouth. Read what he says with caution. While he can offer some valuable insight he is also a major part of the algorithms developed. Much of the programming logic comes from what he learns from people that comment back on his blog and Google’s. The programming at Google is clever and getting more difficult to appeal to (SEO) as a result of Google’s engineering brilliance and collection of data that helps formulate new algos or tweaks to existing one.

  1. Paid links- Don’t buy or sell links. Read what Matt says about buying and selling links. I can see why Google may take this stance in terms of manipulating rankings, but they are quick to take advertising dollars from AdWord advertisers selling links for that purpose. I come from a family of 4 children and am the oldest. It has always been expected for me to lead by example. It seems Google doesn’t practice what they preach. They are the big brother on the net c’mon man, but fail miserably when it comes to leading by example.
  2. Cloaking- Most webmasters know that if you get caught cloaking Google will ban you from their index. When you search Google for “get cloaking software” have a look at all the advertiser’s Google is advertising for.
  3. Duplicate content- Google has been online since 1998 and has been serving up duplicate content from then to now. If you search Google where do you think they get all their content? Simple, by scrapping our sites (without our permission) and displaying it SERPS (search engine result pages)

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Webmasters are Starting to Lash-out

Google is currently under investigation by U.S. Federal Trade Commission. There is a new buzz in the air about webmaster’s taking action. I do not necessarily agree with boycotting Google only because it will never happen. What I do agree with is fighting back in an executable manner!! When I say fighting, you may not agree with the term but you are competing with millions of others trying to attain the same result. This thread makes some very good points indeed. The truth is, whether you like it or not, they do have the power to turn off your search engine traffic in the bat of an eyelash. On the other hand, when a search engine has the market share that Google does they need to take precautions against being the most gamed by SEO’s and spammers. I personally think that their algos are well advanced beyond those of any of the other search engines such as Yahoo and MSN.

Google’s Perpetual Bung Hole

I believe that Google has developed one of the largest bung holes for pooping out websites from there index for reasons that require NO EXPLANATIONS. Fundamentally that is wrong. If you are a 100% revenue based online business…you’re done!! One of the secrets to not falling prey to these ruthless algos is to always be looking into the future with the assumption that you will be pooped out one day. Start today, making plans for your future without the aid of Google traffic. The cold hard truth is Google does not have to answer to anyone including the US government. At the end of the day it is you that must stand beside yourself and do what is necessary to make it work so your children are healthy. You can pretty well assume that if you are 1 of the millions of websites that has been passed through the overworked sphincter of Google there is no legal recourse or no prescribed solution for you that is guaranteed to work. It is a fact of conducting business online. There is no guarantee for a tomorrow unless you take action today.

Another Banned Google Story

I want to share an experience I had in November 2004 that lead to a ban on one of my biggest sites. We hired an outsourced company to build a streamlined ordering system on this site. I accepted three bids on this project and awarded a web design company from India with the contract. I paid %50 upfront and the work began. The scope was clear and deadline was agreed to be 3 months from the start of the project. December, January, February, March flew by and this company was not even close to completion. Additionally when the first draft was submitted it was obvious that they were using another clients programming template. My draft contained the company name and 1-800 number of their original client. The lines of communication broke down and they stopped responding to my requests for a project update. I dug really deep to find the cell phone number of the project co-coordinator. I called him and explained my concerns. He replied with “The balance of the project costs needed to be paid IN FULL before they could proceed any further”. I replied “But, but you are way behind, through no fault of my own, and this project is quickly becoming out-of-date programming.” There was no option he explained. I reluctantly agreed and paid the bill in full. April, May, June and July go by and we are still not close to completion. At this point I knew there was a problem and was very pissed of at their service and communication skill (lack thereof). I was at the end of the road and knew that this was not going to work out. The problem was they had ALL my money, I had nothing and they were absolutely not going to refund a dime. After numerous attempts to resolve this with this company it became obvious that there was NO WAY they were going to work this out with me. I contacted my credit card company and initiated a well defined chargeback. I ended up get 40% of my money back and still had nothing usable from them. Unfortunately the balance was paid by certified money order so I could not get that back.

What this company decided to do in spite of my 40% chargeback was hack through my server, broadcast spam to themselves and report me to the Spam authorities such as Google. Quickly my name became mud. They accepted this, with evidence of the source code of the emails which displayed my IP in the header. There we were, Alexa ranked @ 50,000, Top 10 ranking in desired terms, fulfilling a volume of business and making $500-1000/ day in AdSense revenue to a big fat $1-2/ day and manually banned or removed from Google Serps.

The owner of this company (weprintcolor.com) had appointed me to be the project co-coordinator to insure the objectives and deadlines were met. Following this project I was consequently let go. I don’t blame Robert (owner of WePrintColor), I blame this fly-by-night firm (Ishir). Working at WePrintColor was one of the best jobs I ever had. It was fun, challenging and creative. Because of the outcome of this project I was out of a job…a good job. Because I was tight with Robert he made my termination rewarding in that he paid for my start-up costs in my own business and suggested a road to travel. Robert actually felt that I was destined to be self-employed and convinced me that this was the next logical step for me. Three years later, I am doing great. I still have a sour taste in my mouth about the web firm’s way of handling this and the Google’s ban of this website without any investigation at all. I know that Robert has given up on filing reinclusion requests. After 3 years the site remains banned even after a complete (expensive) facelift.

My Approach Today is Simple…Do not Include Google Traffic in your Planning

Many of the ventures that I am now involved in are very successful but do not factor Google into the business plan. If the Google algos like what I am doing it is a bonus, if not nothing lost nothing gained. In my view Google is sucken and blowen at the same time. Their market share puts them in a totally dominant position to not have to answer to anyone. As a child, most of us were raised to understand consequence, which provides one of the greatest learning blocks. Google has no consequence or authority to answer to, really. Most webmasters that have been flat lined by Google are also sick of submitting reinclusion requests that fall on deaf ears or getting referred to the Google Webmaster Blog to dig for your own answer.

3 Possible Ways to Unfairly Get a Competitor Banned:

  1. Follow the recipe above it seems to have worked perfectly
  2. Use form spam bots annoyingly, that have your competition’s website in the body of email. Recipients will complain to authorities and your competitor’s site may be banned
  3. Join a link network and “link bomb” them

The reason I mention this is to illustrate that even Google’s algos are flawed. As I said earlier I take nothing personal on the web. When your web-based livelihood has become affected as mine was in 2004 maybe it’s time to change the way you are doing things.

We must keep in mind that we are all pebbles of sand that make up the beach that Google patrols. Without the sand there is no beach!

Regards,

J

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Funny and Weird Trivial Facts

Ever wonder about weird stuff? You know, the kind of facts that few people think of.

A Wood Called Cedar

Do you have a patio deck? Did you know Cedar is naturally a long lasting, almost carefree type of wood? There are several types of a Cedar wood like Deodar Cedar, Atlas cedar, Turkish Cedar, Lebanese Cedar and Cyprus Cedar. You can buy Cedar at the majority of home improvement outlets or lumber yards. Nature has provided this durable wood that has lasted three thousand years, which speaks volumes.

Coffee Facts

Tim Horton’s, Country Style, Duncan’s, and Coffee Time the list goes on. Millions of people are sipping on a cup as I write this article. Go to any local grocery store and pick up your own fine grind. It is prepared from the roasted seeds, more commonly referred to as coffee beans. Out of all of the tap water dispensed in the world, coffee accounts for roughly 1/3. Coffee is in the top 2 products that are most frequently exported. Most coffee buffs believe that the coffee drinking idea was first thought of in the moorland of Ethiopia then through Europe and Egypt. Coffee means wine or other influencing liquors and originated from the Arabic word Qah’wa, which is a Turkish word.

Cats Facts

When a feline has his tail up in the air it is a signal of happiness, the opposite generally applies if the tail points down. When cats get really happy they can sit on your lap and inject their claws in your legs as a sign of affection, ouch. Pigs, sheep, and horses are where catgut comes from. Cats are main meat eaters they can not live on vegetables. Cat’s whiskers are used to move around, to detect when things that move and to judge sizes of obstacles. They are also a signifier of your cat’s mood, when they are back cats are angry and when they are straight out they are in a good mood for now.

Crazy Facts

  • More than 5 million people died in car accidents by 1950 within the USA.
  • Duck’s quacks don’t echo and no one understands why.
  • Human hearts can beat roughly of two billion beats within a life.
  • One in every 10 oysters make pearls, the one’s of any worth are observed in just 1 over 50.
  • Jewelry consumers account for roughly 85% of the gold mined.
  • Horseshoe crabs have one thousand lenses together with one thousand daylight receptors in their eyes.
  • Humans have got roughly 150 million light receptors in each eyeball.
  • The majority of U.S. automobile horns beep to the key of F, so does the telephone dialing tone.
  • On the law of averages, right-handed individuals enjoy life 9 years longer than lefties.
  • Because of erosion Niagara Falls moves back two and a half feet each year.
  • In 1996, one hundred thousand public schools in the U. S. spent a total of 4.2 billion on computers.
  • One of the largest seabirds is a Frigate. It can achieve flight around ninety-eight M.P.H.
  • Peas are the most commonly consumed vegetable, next to potatoes in the US.
  • Folks fear spiders more than death itself, commonly.
  • Just about $450 is expended to advertise for each automobile sold within the USA.
  • An average of one in 10,000 eggs has the Salmonella bacteria.
  • An ant can carry 50 times their body weight.
  • 350 Miles per hour are the planet Mar’s highest known winds.
  • Human beings produce roughly 100,000 hairs on their head.
  • Each month college people devour sixty million slices of pizza within the U. S.
  • The current main reason for hospitality fires is oil and/or grease.
  • In the year 1997 Americans spent 28 billion on their lawns.
  • In Iceland people consume More Coke (the drink) per person as opposed to any other country.
  • A teenage mother supplies birth to one in 8 kids given birth to in the United States of America.
  • North America will rise one thousand meters on the condition that all of the ice throughout Antarctica thawed out.
  • Leaches are able to last for 6 months after eating.
  • When’s the last time you saw shining frog? That is due to the fact that they can devour a plethora of fireflies and actually light-up themselves.

BTW, if you have any more facts that fall within the description of silly, stupid or rarely heard facts please feel free to post them.

All the best

J

Advanced Green on SEO with Content

What Bugs Me

One thing that really ticks me off is sitting for 10-15 minutes at a red light everyday waiting to turn left at a busy intersection. Every single god damn day the same set of lights where I have to turn left to pick up my daughter from school, it is a 15-20 minute bloody wait. You’d think the city engineers may develop a little intelligence and cast their divine power over to that set of lights and activate a 15 second advanced green!? I got sick and tired of the wait so I learned that I could park at the Wal-Mart Plaza across the street from the school and walk over to the school. Now I can walk up to the school kiss and hugs for my daughter, chat with her friends and calmly walk back to my car and safely drive home.
It’s amazing to me to see the same people stuck at the same set of lights with smoke billowing out of their ears whilst I am leisurely walking to meet My daughter. Why haven’t these people clued in? Sometimes you can’t see the forest through the trees. Some of these soccer Moms are really thick, let me tell you :-) . I know you’re probably wondering what the hell that has to do with SEO? Firstly, I fessed up and said I am not an SEO pro! Anything you read of mine is pure opinion and IMO the fact I decided to park at Wal-mart was a choice I made that changed my life. It is entirely up to you if you want to sit at a red light for 15 minutes everyday.

Search Engine Rankings Gone

In 2004 some of my sites began to suffer from Extreme Search Engine Ranking Drop Blues. I began to notice major advancements in ALL search algorithms. There was no doubt that the advanced green light that was once there wasn’t anymore. The bar had been raised, particularly Google. Google Continues to dominate in the search engine game and that won’t change anytime soon. It will be a relentlessly evolving technology that will render most known SEO tactics obsolete, IMO. At the end of the day it will boil down to who is the authority and who can we trust.

Making Your Own Content- Word Exercising

I like writing, like word artistry and enjoy experimenting with new concepts. I spend countless hours everyday writing, experimenting, and having a blast with the English Language. I am a believer that good writing, communicating and content generation skills will make up a higher percentage of your ranking ability soon enough. So I have chosen to spend much of my time learning and developing methods in which I can make my own content. Moreover, how I can generate projects that are brought to market with integrity.

This is a Word Exercise

On this word exercise we learned how to create synonymous sentences. This time I want to apply the same concept to paragraphs. I wanted to do a little word exercise today that starts with me telling you about me. Below is a short paragraph about me. The truth about me that is important to note in this word exercise is I am a man (well at least I think so) and I have a female dog. Those are the only absolutes that make this type of program writing make sense.

Here’s my story:

The dog I wanted: Ridgeback
The type I bought: Rottweiler
Her age: 7
My name: John
My Dog’s Name: Shadow
City I live in: Greater Toronto Area
Photo: Shadow
Hello, my name is John, I love words and language. I live in the Greater Toronto Area and often am accused of talking too much. I have a dog named Shadow and she loves to chase squirrels. Shadow is a Rottweiler and is 7 years old. I am really glad I got a Rottie instead of a Ridgeback because Shadow is really a great dog.
Kinds Regards,
John

What I decided to do was create a special word template that will introduce you to all my friends that are dog lovers.

The stories are made up by a software application and are publish in their original output state

Here is what they had to say:

My preferred Doggy: English Setter
Dog we bought: Pomeranian
Her age: 11
My name: Bill
My Dog’s Name: Chelsea
Place I reside on: San Diego
Business image: I am actually unreal
Shalom, I am Bill; Phrases are one of my favorite classroom activities games to play with and lingo. My friends are sure I don’t understand the time to put a cork in it, like allot of the efficient old city folks from San Diego. Dogs are my stress relief. My dog can tongue you after cleaning her privates, OMG, she was given the name of the name of Chelsea. She is a Pomeranian and is 11 years in age. This guy is extremely excited I got a Pomeranian rather than the English Setter because Chelsea is as lucky as me.
All the finest
Bill


The current pooch I liked: Pyrenean Mastiff
My partner’s top-choice: Yorkshire Terrier
Her age: eight
My name is: Rafael
My Dog’s Name: Bo
Where I live: North Dakota
Photo: I am really a BS Person
Hey there, my name is Rafael, Almost anything together with English language words I can’t help but love and jargon. I was born North Dakota and frequently am blamed for being a chatterbox. Dogs are your best friend. My dog I really like my lapdog I called her Bo. Bo is a Yorkshire Terrier and Bo is eight years old. I feel fairly satisfied I got a Yorkshire Terrier instead of the Pyrenean Mastiff due to the fact that Bo is as lucky as me.

Sincerely
Rafael


The favorite Pooch: Chow Chow
Pup I purchased: Pug
Her age: two
What’s my name: Earl
My Dog’s Name: Lady
Where I live: New Jersey
Animal picture: This guy is not a true Person
I have a true passion in language words and my name is Earl. People I associate with think I have a big trap, similar to quite a few of the folks from this city. My dog is so cool. My dog tells me “What do you mean…The Feline Did It” I decided to give her the name of Lady. Lady is a Pug and is two years of age. This guy is truly elated we decided on a Pug instead of the Chow Chow due to the fact that Lady is as happy we are.

From
Earl


My most favorite Pup: Lurcher
Lapdog I purchased: Poodle
Her age: 9
Who am I: Howard
My Dog’s Name: Lady
Neck of the woods we live on: Minneapolis
Funny animal pic: This cat is not an actual Human
I have got a true desire in regards to all languages and folks know me as Howard. People I Hang around with agree I have a huge trap, Like allot of the people here. I have got a doggy that goes by the name of Lady and Lady really loves carpet races. She is a Poodle and Lady is 9 years of age. This cat is pretty content we decided on a Poodle as opposed to a Lurcher due to the fact that Lady is such an ethereal critter.

Did you just hear that sound in the nursery
Howard


The present doggy I liked: Mudhol Hound
The pup we ended up with: Pug
Her age: four
Given Name: Gregory
My Dog’s Name: Ginger
City I reside on: Miami
Image: This cat is hardly a real Person
Hi, I am Gregory, Vocabulary are 1 of my well-liked activities in a classroom to have fun with and jargon. Folks I know are sure I speak a lot, just like many of all the dynamic laid back old man from Miami. I have a funny dog named Ginger and she is busted from doggy peeing. She is a Pug and Ginger is four years in age. she is an excellent dog and I am especially content I decided on getting My dog instead of a Mudhol Hound that we initially desired to get.

Did you just hear that beep in the back yard
Gregory


A doggy I liked: Giant Schnauzer
One I bought: Havanese
Her age: 3
What’s my name: Lewis
My Dog’s Name: Tasha
Place we reside in: Florida
Picture image: None because I am fictitious
Good day, I am Lewis, I love expressions and gobbledygook. Our city of origin is Florida and I am regularly am blamed for never knowing the time to stop my lips from flapping. I own a puppy named Tasha and she will lick everybody after cleaning her genitals, uwww. She is a Havanese and is 3 years in age. She is an excellent dog I’m truly content we decided on getting Tasha rather than the Giant Schnauzer that I originally was hoping for.

Yours truly
Lewis


A dog I liked: Giant Schnauzer
The doggy we ended up with: Pomeranian
Her age: three
Who am I: Chris
My Dog’s Name: Daisy
Where I live: Arkansas
Business pic: None since I am not real
I have a true passion around vocabulary words and my name is Chris. Anybody I hang out with is sure I talk way to much, like many of all the efficient wrinkled men from Arkansas. I have a crazy dog that goes by the name of Daisy and she just was Spade :-( . Daisy is a Pomeranian and Daisy is three years old. This cat is fairly inspired I connected with the Pomeranian rather than a Giant Schnauzer given that Daisy is as happy us.

I really hope you save this letter because I am gonna request to see it when I visit,
Chris


The present canine I liked: Black Mouth Cur
The kind I purchased: Boston Terrier
Her age: 10
Given Name: Jorge
My Dog’s Name: Abby
City I live on: Tacoma
Business pic: This cat is hardly a real Person
Greetings people, my name is Jorge, Almost anything making use of pronounced words and speech interests me. I am based in Tacoma and always am accused of babbling on. My dog is so cool. My dog licks her genitals because she can. I elected to call her Abby. My doggy is a Boston Terrier and is 10 years old. This guy is relatively satisfied I got a Boston Terrier rather than a Black Mouth Cur given that Abby is particularly a good looking Lapdog.

Yours truly
Jorge


The current pooch I liked: Black Mouth Cur
The dog I got: Pug
Her age: 10
Given Name: Charlie
My Dog’s Name: Katie
Where I live: Massachusetts
Funny animal pic: I don’t own an animal photo cuz I am a fictious guy
Greetings my friend, my name is Charlie, Anything and everything in conjunction with foreign languages and words interests me. I was born Massachusetts and always am accused of acting like a big mouth. My dog is really cool. My dog despises getting a bath. My dog responds to the name of Katie. She is a Pug and is 10 years of age. I am pretty content I connected with a Pug rather than the Black Mouth Cur because Katie is as lucky as me.

Kinds Regards
Charlie


The pup I wanted: French Brittany
Pooch we purchased: Chihuahua
Her age: two
My name is: Victor
My Dog’s Name: Lucy
City I reside out of: Rhode Island
Business photo: I don’t possess an animal photo cuzI am a made up
I personaIly have a real love referencing words in other languages and folks know me as Victor. My friends are sure I have a big mouth, just like lots of the brilliant shriveled up men from Rhode Island. I have got a puppy called Lucy and Lucy hates getting a bath. Lucy is a Chihuahua and Lucy is two years of age. I’m especially satisfied I got a Chihuahua rather than a French Brittany given that Lucy is a superior anxiety reliever.

All the finest
Victor


The puppy I planned on: Bisben
My friends choice: Golden Retriever
Her age: 11
My name: Melvin
My Dog’s Name: Chelsea
City I reside out of: Saskatchewan
Funny animal pic: I do not exist
Greetings, I am Melvin, Expressions are one of my well-liked activities to do in the classroom to play with. My peers are sure I don’t know when to put a plug in my mouth, similar to lots of all the productive marketing people from Saskatchewan. I have a Puppy that goes by the name of Chelsea and my dog will kiss everybody after licking her ass, yuk. This doggy is a Golden Retriever and is 11 years of age. I feel relatively delighted we decided on a Golden Retriever instead of a Bisben given that Chelsea is in fact a Cool doggy.

Sometimes in your life you just have to tell people what the!!Melvin


The current doggy I liked: Schillerstovare
The type I purchased: Labrador Retriever
Her age: 3
My name: Brad
My Dog’s Name: Daisy
City I reside in: New Jersey
Pictures of animal: I’m especially a liar
Hello – what’s new, my name is Brad, and I love phrases and jive. Everybody I associate amongst think I have got a gigantic trap, like many of the brilliant old city folks from New Jersey. I am best friends with a dog named Daisy and my dog can be a leg-loving mutt. Daisy is a Labrador Retriever and is 3 years in age. This cat is especially grateful I got a Labrador Retriever instead of a Schillerstovare because Daisy is such a lovable critter.

I truly don’t think you are entitled to better than my name
Brad


The puppy I planned on: French Spaniel
One we purchased: Miniature Pinscher
Her age: four
Given Name: Claude
My Dog’s Name: Ginger
Neck of the woods I reside out of: Fort Myers
Cute animal picture: I am basically a liar
I have got a real radiance referencing words in other languages and people recognize me as Claude. Our city that we are from is Fort Myers and I frequently am accused of speaking too much. I have a pooch that goes by the name of Ginger and my dog tells me the carpet belongs to me. She is a Miniature Pinscher and Ginger is four years in age. She is an excellent dog and I am remarkably impressed we ended up getting Ginger as opposed to the French Spaniel that I originally always wanted to have.

Love alwaysClaude


The present canine I liked: English Pointer
The dog we ended up with: Miniature Pinscher
Her age: 10
Given Name: Gary
My Dog’s Name: Abby
Where I live: San Diego
Pictures of animal: This guy is certainly not an actual Individual
I have a true desire referencing used words and students know me as Gary. I am based in San Diego and repeatedly am accused of babbling on. My dog is way too cool. She enjoys made beds. I elected to give her the name of Abby. she is a Miniature Pinscher and Abby is 10 years in age. She makes everyone laugh out loud. I’m so happy we ended up with ny dog rather than the English Pointer which I originally planned on.

Don’t forget my name remains
Gary


The dog I always wanted: Banjara Mastiff
My sister’s top-choice: English Springer Spaniel
Her age: 5
Who am I: Charles
My Dog’s Name: Tasha
Where I live: Dallas
Picture business: I don’t possess a photo cuz And I am a made up guy
I have got a real passion using English words and my name is Charles. Folks I hang around with are certain I speak too much, just like a lot of all the dynamic marketing folks from Dallas. I have got a pooch that goes by the name of Tasha and she licks her privates since she can. She is an English Springer Spaniel and is 5 years of age. I’m very happy I connected with a English Springer Spaniel instead of the Banjara Mastiff due to the fact that Tasha is as lucky as us.

Did you just hear that beep in the yardCharles


A doggy I liked: Glen of Imaal Terrier
The dog I got: Yorkshire Terrier
Her age: 4
Given Name: wesley
My Dog’s Name: Ginger
Where I live: Charlotte
Cute animal picture: None because I am a liar
I have a sincere love for using correct words and folks know me as wesley. My city of occupancy is Charlotte and I am repeatedly blamed for speaking too much. I am best friends with a doggy that goes by the name of Ginger and my dog recently got Spade :-( . My Lapdog is a Yorkshire Terrier and Ginger is 4 years in age. I’m very happy I got a Yorkshire Terrier as opposed to a Glen of Imaal Terrier because Ginger is as delighted as me to be here.

Fondly
wesley


The selected Doggy: Kuchi
The breed we purchased: Beagle
Her age: 6
Who am I: Julio
My Dog’s Name: Sophie
Where I live: Virginia
Image: This cat is certainly not a sincere Individual
I have a true radiance based on most languages and my name is Julio. My friends think I have got a huge trap, similar to quite a few of the folks around this place. I love dogs. My dog says the floor is all mine. I called her Sophie. She is a Beagle and is 6 years of age. This cat is relatively happy we decided on a Beagle as opposed to the Kuchi given that Sophie is a wonderful stress reliever.

All the finest
Julio


A dog I liked: Old English Sheepdog
Funny dog I bought: Boxer
Her age: 11
Who am I: Elmer
My Dog’s Name: Missy
Where I live: Boston
Animal pic: I do not exist
I have a sincere desire with alphabet words and my name is Elmer. I’m from Boston and am regularly am accused of not understanding when to stop flapping my gums. I am best friends with a Puppy named Missy and Missy frequently wants to play. She is a Boxer and she is 11 years of age. I am especially ecstatic I connected with a Boxer as opposed to the Old English Sheepdog due to the fact that Missy is remarkably a strong doggy.

Do you detest everyone, is that why
Elmer


My most favorite Dog: Sapsali
What type we purchased: Cavalier King Charles Spaniel
Her age: two
My name: Jeff
My Dog’s Name: Shadow
City we live on: Boston
Picture for business: This cat is not a real Human
Greetings people, I am Jeff, I love sayings and talk. My friends are certain my mouth is bigger than my brains, just like many of the energetic shriveled up men from Boston. I am best friends with a funny dog called Shadow and my dog hates getting a bath. She is a Cavalier King Charles Spaniel and Shadow is two years in age. I’m truly excited we decided on a Cavalier King Charles Spaniel instead of a Sapsali because Shadow is as happy as I am.

He has got a bomb
Jeff


The doggy I planned on: English Setter
Funny dog I purchased: Boston Terrier
Her age: 3
Given Name: Thomas
My Dog’s Name: Sasha
Where I live: Colorado
Picture image: I do not possess an animal photo because I am a fake guy
I have got a real radiance about commonly spoken languages and my name is Thomas. My buds are certain I have a big mouth, Like most of the guys from this neck of the woods. Dogs are my stress relief. My dog is always getting busted for puppy tinkling. We decided to call her Sasha. Sasha is a Boston Terrier and Sasha is 3 years of age. She is an excellent dog and I am pretty happy I ended up with her as opposed to an English Setter which I originally was hoping for.

Sincerely
Thomas


OK, so now that you have met my dog loving friends. Some of them do not have the greatest writing skills but that’s OK because real people write differently :-) . In case you didn’t fully comprehend what I’ve done, let me explain briefly. I used one of the programs mentioned on this page to synthetically (for lack of a better term) create characters and content. Some folks would call it content manipulation and that’s fair enough but I like to call it word art or language exercise!! No one owns words unless they are copyright or trademark protected. If you are blessed with the gift of the gab and are interested in language skills you are free to do as you wish with your own writings (content). I actually have found very practical and honestly marketable uses for these programs. That does not mean they are for the masses because they ARE NOT. My skill set with these programs is the result of 2 years of learning them and 45 years of all sorts o Gibberish and Jive Talken.Sorry peops, but this time no video…they take too damn long to make. However, I am going to start a compilation of videos that will fully encompass my own experience and uses with word art. Stay tuned.